SATIRE

Next Level Becky Reporting For Duty

Look out feminists, there’s a new girl in town!

Image credit — Roman Samborskyi

Hi my name is Becky, I’m privileged and white.
I think that I’m special, I think that I’m right.
I think that I’m perfect and totally woke,
and if you say otherwise, then you’re just a joke.
I’m not like the others, despite what they say,
though I do love spiced lattes; wear ugg boots all…